relationship goals

relationship goals

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a christmas themed porn movie called “it’s beginning to look a lot like fistmas

Really tumblr? A fucking “joke” about a religious holiday celebrated by billions in the world? It’s really disrespectful. Also glorification of porn? Not only it displays submissive/dominant interactions in sexual exchange, it also underrepresents asexual individuals. 

Looks like someone didn’t get any fistmas presents this year.


Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV



Photos via Raccoons

cute little rocket raccoons!

Relationship requirements:


  • Must be willing to build pillow and blanket forts with me
  • Must be willing to have sex in said pillow forts

Its not just about sex… Don’t get me wrong sex is fucking great… But when you have a connection with someone… When you feel so strong for someone… Just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak… You just cant beat that…

—(via forthewantofmore)

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When I am with you, there is nowhere else I’d rather be. And I am a person who always wants to be somewhere else.

—David Levithan, How They Met, and Other Stories (via wordsnquotes)

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i wanna get married and have babies with you.. can we do that please.


Joining a new fandom like am I allowed to reblog this yet or am I not deep enough